There are 18 songs in the show in various musical styles, ranging from melodic ballads to traditional musical theatre to rock and roll.
ACT ONE
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Look at Me / Obsessed
Leah sings and dances for Brad; Brad reveals his intense passion for Leah.
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I’m Miserable
Brad and Sarah reveal their inner thoughts about their dysfunctional and unhappy marriage.
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Everybody’s Got Their Itch
Floyd, Leah and Kayla tell Brad he needs to loosen up and experiment sexually, in a song that advocates sexual liberation.
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Psychosexual
Brad reveals to Leah his intense desire to be with her, and Leah reveals that she, too, wants to be a therapist. They have more in common than they realized, as they sing about the nature of emotions and feelings from a Freudian point of view.
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Cold Hard Cash
Floyd argues that the only important thing in life is money, which is why he’s blackmailing Brad.
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There Was a Time
Sarah sings about how sad she is that she and Brad have drifted apart.
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Diva of Divine
Omeika proclaims that her role in life is to save the world.
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We’ve Got a Problem
Brad tries to explain his behavior; Sarah is having none of it; and Omeika says that they have to find a way to deal with this problem.
ACT TWO
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Hot Tamale
Kayla does a sultry song and dance for the customers, focusing mostly on Omeika. There is an instant attraction between the two.
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You Don’t Know Me
Brad and Leah reveal their fears about jumping into a real relationship with each other.
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Opposites Attract
As unlikely as it might seem, there is a spark between Floyd and Sarah that turns into a fire.
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Love is Funny
Omeika and Kayla fall for one another as they sing about how sometimes love comes in strange places.
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Coming Out
Omeika has hidden her sexuality for far too long, and now it is time to reveal it to the world.
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You Gotta Take
Floyd is confronted by the others and sings about why he feels the need to look for every “opportunity,” legal or illegal.
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Everyone’s Got Pain
Omeika, Brad, Sarah, Leah and Kayla aren’t buying Floyd’s excuses, and they all sing about the fact that everyone has issues/pain, which doesn’t justify acting like a criminal.
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We’re Better Off As Friends
Brad and Sarah apologize for how they’ve treated each other and realize they should be friends, not lovers.
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What Love Can Do
Omeika explains to Floyd that with love there is both joy and pain, and there really is nothing more important in life than love.
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There’s Somebody for Everybody
Omeika announces her new reality show featuring unexpected couples: Omeika and Kayla; Brad and Leah; Floyd and Sarah. The entire cast sings that no matter who you are, “there is someone out there to love just you.”
